May 8, 2021
Gate Check All Oversized Privilege and Hand Luggage:
Or, when the world wants to label me a victim for existing
I scored a fat 6% on this survey for rooting out and pissing on people different than yourself. According to these assholes, I’m a fucking gold-medal-winning participant of the Oppression Olympics. Feel sorry for me universe! No, really!
Here’s how Buzzgreed describes a drooling loser like me: You’re underprivileged. The world is not a fair or ideal place and you know that because you grew up with several identities that the world is not kind to. You had a lot of challenges to overcome simply to get on a level playing field with most people in the world. It is not your job to educate the world about its injustices, but if you choose to, go ahead and send them this quiz. Hopefully it will help.
By overriding someone else’s privilege with my Martyr-Victim Personality Disorder, I am automatically entitled to behave like a crass, spoiled, shit-for-brains. I am justified in being an insufferable twat puck. I get a free pass to be inhumane to other human beings. I can act out, cry and kick my feet because my fee-fees gotted hurt when I wasn’t admitted to Harvard (why should it matter if I didn’t apply)?
Guess what, the world doesn’t owe you kindness. The world doesn’t owe you a “level playing field.” As for “overcoming challenges to be on par with most of the people in the world,” I’ve got a nasty fucking ton of reality to drop on your sniveling asses. “Most people” on this planet are too busy trying to live their lives as Indians, Chinese, Sub-Saharan Africans, and don’t want to buy into your childish game of Wokemon.
For you, the huddled masses of Unprivileged and the Guilty White Saviors, have you ever stopped to think that the reason you’re treated like shit everywhere you go isn’t because other people are so horrible? It’s you, you’re the common denominator, you’re the piece of shit who ruins things for everyone else. Grow the fuck up and keep your psychoses to yourselves.
